Ladies Rule 1The “short-tent” rule
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Take a drink when, well, you can see “it” through shorts.
Ladies Rule 2
The "on the off chance that this happens" rule ----------->
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Order a round of shots and call it a day because you've pretty much reached Nirvana. We suggest Spring boks, you know, in honour of the World Cup being in South Africa and sh*t.
Ladies Rule 3
The “skins” rule
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Take a drink when a player takes his shirt off. Note that this rule usually coincides with the “yellow card” rule. Yay.
Ladies Rule 4
The “it’s still there” rule
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Sometimes players need a little reassurance that their bits are still intact. We like it when this happens. Take a drink when you see a player look inside his shorts. Take two drinks if he puts his hands in there.
The “it’s still there” rule
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Sometimes players need a little reassurance that their bits are still intact. We like it when this happens. Take a drink when you see a player look inside his shorts. Take two drinks if he puts his hands in there.
Ladies Rule 5
The “I see your bum” rule
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Shorts riding up is a happy reality in this game fraught with sliding tackles. Take a drink.
The “I see your bum” rule
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Shorts riding up is a happy reality in this game fraught with sliding tackles. Take a drink.
Ladies Rule 6
The "baller bitchface" rule
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Football players have a tendancy to a bit overdramatic from time to time. Especially when the game or a call doesn't go their way. It's always fun to behold. Take a drink when you see one. Take two drinks if it's your "stand-in Schweinsteiger." Take four if it IS Schweinsteiger.
The "baller bitchface" rule
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Football players have a tendancy to a bit overdramatic from time to time. Especially when the game or a call doesn't go their way. It's always fun to behold. Take a drink when you see one. Take two drinks if it's your "stand-in Schweinsteiger." Take four if it IS Schweinsteiger.
